Richard Allen George...no, it's just Cheez

Richard Allen George...no, it's just Cheez
First Released	Less Than Jake / Sprocket Wheel
Length	1:45
Singer	Chris

Lyrics

[Talking:]
Everyone to the bar

Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Not Rich, not George, I'm Cheez

Civilized
until the keg runs dry
and he's tried
to drink from 9 to 5
and then from 5 to 9
Always drunk and going crazy
Always drunk, going crazy
You better believe it

Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Not Rich, not George, I'm Cheez

Chesterfield
where the keg's never dry
it's always filled
Have another beer with fear
or have another beer or two
he'll show you his Cheese tattoo
Always drunk, going crazy
You better believe it

Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Not Rich Allen George, I'm Cheez

Aye, aye, aye aye
Cinco de moustache
The kids that are hip they grow hair on their lip
They don't have a razor
They don't give a shit
They grow and grow and grow
So let your moustache show
Oh yeah!

Appearances

• 1996 - Less Than Jake / Sprocket Wheel
• 1997 - Liverache: Tales From the Livers' Edge
• 1998 - Cheese
• 1998 - Hello Rockview
• 1999 - The Pez Collection
• 2000 - Terror Firmer
• 2008 - Sleep it Off Records Promo